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PC013: Misfortune

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There are a few people who make it big by dreaming big.
There are other people who make it big by robbing big.
Then there are people like me, who have bad luck.
I decided to get myself promoted to the second.
It sucked.
I went in, took the money, and then it all ended.

I got out, and decided on a scheme.
My scheme, a'course, had a theme.
I'd trade from banks, going one from another,
Collecting interest and other
Various benefits.
This time it worked, but I still fell in the pits.
By doing this legal magic act and wonder,
I had become self employed- I worked as a banker.
If take a loan, and find a different bank with a higher return interest to deposit it in, you've done exactly what banks do. Thus, the poem.

The criminally unemployed want to stay that way, and that's why she was sad, :{.
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